Category City Sabotage

The Fortnite Battle Babies – Despite not having understood the reality they live in, the Whomanz venture out into the equally puzzling realms of an ‘alternative’ reality – a thrilling distraction from the life they were distracted from in the…

The Real-life Mermaid A real-life mermaid doesn’t resemble a skinny ballerina on a rock, no. A real-life mermaid has lived a life, she smokes cheap cigarettes and suffers the world, just like the rest of us. In fact she’s so…

The Unsung Hero Cleaner is a modern-day, unsung hero – a selfless being, who asks for nothing in return. I wish we could all be a bit more like her.

Bus 5C And bang-on time, Bus 5C appears. A celestial, yellow, Jesus-ship of compassion, in a sea of broken Whomanz; a heaven-sent, sparkly, modern day ark, in a comical, C.S. catastrophe of biblical proportions. Anyway, it’s perhaps not surprising that…

Back from the future Well, it’s like something from a film, where humans from the future nip back to say hi. And it seems that this Covid 19/human species has just popped back to show off their tentacles. What a…

The Soles of Anarchy This is just one in a long string of fish attacks, which have left the country reeling once more. Once again the country wakes to the news that yet another fish attack has claimed the lives…